Sheffield Shock Rockers
took place on 3rd March, 2013.
by Glenn Milligan
your interest in Rock & Metal come from and what led to you forming
We were born with Metal running through our veins. If you cut us open
it says rock n roll all the way through. One night the Gods of Metal
came to us in a dream and told us to go out and spread the word of Heavy
Metal to the world. They said that we were the chosen ones and we should
convert the non believers to the world of Rock!
did your band name come from and what made you choose it?
When the Gods of Metal first spoke to us they told us that we would
be known as KISStheSTEELE and who would argue with that. It spells out
what people are going to get. Whatever it is is gonna get kissed will
be hard and shiny!
the members of the band and what made them the ideal choice for the
Due to so many women trying to claim child support each member of the
band are now know as The Starman, Thunder God, The Hamster, SpaceDude
and The LoveLength to escape any more payments. These are the saviours
of metal this is why they are ideal for this band.
are the wildest members in the band and why would you say that?
We are all wild. Those stories of Ozzy ripping the head of a dove…..Nothing!
Nikki Sixx dying and then coming back from the dead…..childs play!
Keith Moon driving a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool…….Poof!!
KISStheSTEELE are the real party animals. Staying up until well after
11pm, eating food that’s past its sell buy date, we have even
been known to not take our library books back…EVER!!
songs are you most proud of writing so far and why?
We are far too busy drinking, sniffing Lemsip and looking at
the underwear section in catalogues to actually write songs!
would you describe the style of the band?
Full on rock n roll baby!! I don’t think there are any other bands
in the world that have our style. If you have never seen the band just
imagine it’s 1985 again and spandex is the weapon of choice for
any band. Now just picture that with full on KISS make up! Your kind
revs you up before a show and how?
There’s nothing better than licking class a drugs off the thigh
of a cheerleader! But round here both things are hard to come by so
we settle for watching an episode or two of Knight Rider, they really
get the heart racing!
are your favourite parts of your show, with regard the show presentation
itself and the songs featured in it too?
I don’t know if I can list everything that goes on at a KTS show.
But lets put it this way if you are easily offended DON’T come.
There is full frontal nudity, livestock worrying, filth, lots of beer
drinking and very loud rock music! Just imagine the best rock jukebox
playing just for you.
the most ott song you have ever covered in your set and how did it go
over to the audience?
I don’t know about most ott song but there are plenty of ott things
that happen. There is always a moment where the audience stand with
their mouths wide open and gasps of shock of comments of “Oh my
god!” Now that’s Rock n Roll.
What do you
find your age range of fans to be and what's the percentage of male
to female in the audience and for what reasons?
We don’t care about age as long as they are legal! We don’t
really pay attention to how many men turn up as long as there are enough
women to go round!
are your best road stories so far?
Once we got the 73 bus to Sheffield and the LoveLength didn’t
have the right change.Oh we had such a laugh about that later! And the
time the Thunder God got arrested for wanking off a shetland pony, but
he got let off later when he said he was a vet!
concert and tours do you have coming up soon and what are you most looking
Because of how KISStheSTEELE work we don’t really plan anything
but just wait until peoples faith in Metal needs to be restored. But
we are going to have our very own “Summer Holiday” show.
So look out for that.
would you like to tour with if you had the chance and for what reasons?
Vixen, Girlschool, Joan Jett, Lita Ford, Doro, the Donnas. Basically
any fit chicks that rock! We could all rock out together and then have
a great big orgy after.
could you see yourselves doing if you werent in this band?
We would be locked away for lewd conduct!! Right now we can get away
with it because we are in a band!
you could feature a guest member in your band, who would it be, what
song (s) would you want them to perform on and why?
We would invite the playboy girls just so we could oil them down! It
doesn’t matter which song. In fact we could do it all night!
general, what will you be up to for the rest of the year and beyond?
Oh that’s simple…..ROCKING!
would you like to say to any fans out there reading the Interview?
Keep the faith in Heavy Metal and KISStheSTEELE will return…SOON!